The Science of Deduction

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:34:02 -0400

wank-stains: royalteens: jesus did not die for this He should...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:33:39 -0400

wank-stains:

royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

He should have this is amazing

niknak79: I don’t think they looked hard enough

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:49:05 -0400

niknak79:

I don’t think they looked hard enough

the-winchesters-in-221b: 2ollux-2hip2-2tuff: davespritedave: h...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:48:55 -0400

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

Story of my life

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:36:37 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:36:22 -0400

yaoi-is-totally-canon: Angel Beats opening full Download

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:36:06 -0400

yaoi-is-totally-canon:

Angel Beats opening full

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journeyintohiddlestiel: fiddlepickdouglas: demonsofslash: Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:24:13 -0400

journeyintohiddlestiel:

fiddlepickdouglas:

demonsofslash:

Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit movie. They cram the entire rest of the book into Desolation of Smaug, and they don’t tell anyone about it. So you sit in the theater for six hours, completely unprepared as the film just keeps going.

Plot twist: It’s also the first episode of Sherlock Season 3.

I’VE BEEN GUARDING MY TREASURE JAWN

adimals: timeywimeyteapot: have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:00:58 -0400

adimals:

timeywimeyteapot:

have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly

thisiselliz: ciall: thisiselliz: yeah I CAN’T STOP...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:48:25 -0400

thisiselliz:

ciall:

thisiselliz:

yeah

I CAN’T STOP LAUHGIGN

yea

collegehumor: Sometimes You Gotta Sacrifice Eating to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:31:59 -0400

collegehumor:

Sometimes You Gotta Sacrifice Eating to PARTY

Beer’s got protein, right?

ostolero: smartblonde317: ostolero: becoming an adult is weird it’s like wow i can drive a car...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:31:39 -0400

ostolero:

smartblonde317:

ostolero:

becoming an adult is weird

it’s like

wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule

wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos

wait what?

did i stutter

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:22:55 -0400

f0xanne: concerningmishas: I’M SORRY BUT THIS REALLY PISSED ME...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:12:27 -0400

f0xanne:

concerningmishas:

I’M SORRY BUT THIS REALLY PISSED ME OFF AND I NEEDED TO VENT.

So I liked this page last year for the shits and gigs, as you do. I found it funny, and let slide the few sexist posts.

Only recently- and after I got a tumblr- did I really start to notice the abundance of rape, sexist and racist jokes appearing on my news feed. And it pissed me off.

I said nothing, however, because what could I do? Send in a message to the page and get labelled a whore and a slut by the Admins as I’ve seen so many people do?

Then this motherfucking gem popped up.

I usually don’t get involved in these sorts of things; if I do my comment gets lost more often than not and goes unnoticed. But I had to comment, I really had to.

I thought my argument was valid and whole, and I was actually rather happy when he admin directly replied to my comment.

I narrowed down my five favourite games ever and posted them.

Of course, I got beaten and labeled down once again.

When I asked for a rational clarification of his definitions of “casual” and “core” he did not reply. It was only when I directly insinuated the bias of his claim did I get a response.

“A feminist I see. No arguments need to be made. Good luck with getting them eggs fertilized”

Note the use of “feminist” as an insult.

I have had my fair share of gender specific hate regarding gaming. I get told I am a fake and a bitch if I get a high score; I get told to “suck a dick because you are better at that, bitch” if I get a low score; I get told to “get back in the kitchen, slut” without any prompt at all, simply because I have a vagina.

I am beyond sick of this. I hate the fact that if a male who hypothetically plays a few hours of CoD can be easily called a gamer by the wider community but I if were to say that I was a level 34 on Skyrim I would immediately be called a fake geek girl, a casual gamer and a liar.

I hate the fact that, even though 45% of gaming consumers are female, developers and publishers still believe that there is not a large enough demographic for female protagonists.

I hate the fact that most women in video games are no more than sexulised objects in skimpy clothing.

I hate the fact that I cannot enjoy a game without being labeled and branded because of the fact that I posses a vagina and not a penis.

~sorry about the long post clogging up your dash. I needed to vent~

jbot-08051995: brosef-brostar: krystil-with-a-k: sincerelynne...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:55:29 -0400

jbot-08051995:

brosef-brostar:

krystil-with-a-k:

sincerelynneka:

It’s called the border between heaven and earth .

Reblogging because beautiful deserves beautiful name.

I wanna go here one day…

Added to bucket list.

arachno-phobic: lol my teacher is hilarious

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:12:41 -0400

arachno-phobic:

lol my teacher is hilarious

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:10:27 -0400

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:56:33 -0400

leo-las: ironinkpen: Okay so you know these glasses right? I was in class and I put them on. And,...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:56:27 -0400

leo-las:

ironinkpen:

Okay so you know these glasses right?

I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.”

And she looked at me- looked at me dead in the eyes- and said very seriously:

“Ten times zero… is still zero”

Your friend just went up all the levels

psychocereals: pleatedjeans: via Is that fucking underwater...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 20:38:03 -0400

psychocereals:

pleatedjeans:

via

Is that fucking underwater airbending.